PORTLAND SNOW WHORES
Ellis & Barnes: Serious Mothers!
I probably should've written yesterday telling you millions of Biz & Barnes fans to watch Conan O'Brien last night because and old dear friend of mine Thomas and his band (Pink Martini) were the musical guests. But I didn't think of it. It got me reminiscing.
But, I really want to get Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) drunk and then attack his face with my old vagina.
Biz, why is Scott Baio dreamboat-ier than Ewan MacGregor?
Done and done.
And here's why!
So Stefan is a super awesome graphic designer for a events planning / marketing company. I work for a boring online legal publishing company.
As a temp receptionist, I just LOVE these calls:
Yesterday was Halloween and, as is the usual, the streets were filled with "Sexy" costumes, and by sexy I mean slutty.
I WISH! Woooo weeeeee boy! That would rock. How can i make a like out of story telling. What a sweet job. I mean, I just watched that clip of her reading and it wasn't so special. I could do that!