The Great Red Lobster Date
Guess who went to Red Lobster?
These two people!
And these two people!
Oh yeah...check us out at the Red Lobster Bar in Times Square. I was pretty shocked at how packed it was at 6:30 on a Friday night in a city where I always assumed people came to go to places that they COULDN'T go in their own home town. Luckily Stefan called ahead.
HA HA HA. Really.
So Stefan and I took off for the bar, where we waited for 45 minutes (despite calling ahead) and enjoyed some cocktails. I had the top shelf margarita...which tasted like bar mix rather than the best maragrita this side of the border. Stefan had the top shelf Long Island Iced Tea. Just like Long Island it was full of crap. ZING! I am just kidding. I know nothing about Long Island at all, but I do know what is in the drink and if the contents of the drink reflect in anyway the contents of the island, I am not going there anytime soon.
Stefan loves "visiting" Long Island.
Anyway, we waited with baited breath for our Red Lobster pager to go off. Check out the sort of sad / creepy message on the back of the pager.
It says "Please return me to my owner. I cannot work away from my home or with any other system."
Disney already has the rights to the story of The Brave Little Red Lobster Pager. Samuel L. Jackson has agreed to provide the voice for the plucky little pager with attitude!
Hooray! It went off and up the elevator we went to the dining floor! We got a beautiful table in the corner...along with 200 other people.
Here is our waiter!
For some reason he was under the impression that we were on vacation! Uh, no! Doesn't everyoe come to Red Lobster on Friday night and take pictures and say things like "LOOK! Scampi!"
Here he is making a recomendation to Stefan.
"As this is your first time to the Lobster, I would recommend the Ultimate Feast...A succulent broiled Maine Lobster Tail, tender Snow Crab Legs, savory Shrimp Scampi & lightly breaded Fried Shrimp. "
Stefan thinks that will be PERFECT! Red Lobster is awesome! Biz will have the snow and alaskan crab leg platter please. YAY!
Time to finish those drinks before dinner!
Cheese Biscuits! Will Stefan Like them?
Here comes the FEAST!
How is it Stefan? Lobster-ific?
Get that crab meat Biz! GET IT!
Almost done...what now?
FUDGE OVERBOARD!!!!! All Hands on deck!
That fudge was OVERBOARD!
And now for random pictures from the Red Lobster Experience.