What to do when you are trying to pass the time waiting for labor to start
This has sat in our apartment for many years and occasionally we say "today is the day we should build that volcano!" but never get around to doing it.
Needless to say, we were a tad disappointed when we opened it and saw the actual volcano size, but of course, Stefan's uncrushable spirit prevailed!
Yep...just a little tape...I mean SCIENCE...and we were on our way to creating one of the most (cough) destructive forces known to man!
Next step...plaster of paris, aka, SCIENCE.
Now it only needs 3 hours to dry...which turned into 24 hours...which is ok when one considers the million of years it takes for the earth to make a real volcano. Of course, we are in "pregnancy time" in which 24 hours equals a million years. It is all relative.
Now for a dash of realism...
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! VolCATnooooooooo!
What we need now is the proper setting.
A little perspective...like "WOW, those dinosaurs are huge! They are almost as big as that GIANT volcano! Wait, what's happening? What is that?"
Proof that a giant volcano causing a sky filled with ash did not kill the dinosaurs...it was a cat named Bee.
Ok, I don't like to play god or anything....oh wait...I am creating a life inside me...I guess I DO like playing god a little...anyway...I am proud to present the EPIC production of "OH NOOOOOOO, VOLCANOOOOOO!"