"LET'S TALK ABOUT CANDY!" By King Panda of Cakeland.

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! WHY SHOULD I TRUST THE GOOD KING PANDA OF CAKELAND'S OPINION ABOUT CANDY? KING PANDA OF CAKELAND'S BEST INTERESTS INVOLVE CAKE AND A GOOD GAME OF FOUR SQUARE ONLY! AND HE IS A PANDA! WELL THIS IS WHY I AM HERE! EVEN THOUGH EVERY ONE KNOWS ME AS THE PANDA WHO CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF CAKE, I ALSO WANT THE PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I LOVE CANDY! IT IS TRUE! DO NOT BELIEVE KING PANDA? I MADE A LIST!:

"GOOD THINGS ABOUT CANDY!":

1. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CANDY IS THE BEST THING FOR A MIGRANE!
2. CANDY CURES HATE!
3. THE CHEWY, CRUNCHY, CREAMY OR IRON CENTRE!
4. IT PUTS GOOD USE TO NOUGAT - THE BABY'S BREATH AND STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS OF THE CANDY WORLD!
5. COMPACT!
6. EASY TO UNWRAP!
7. EASY TO LOVE!
8. CANDY!

"BAD THINGS ABOUT CANDY!"

1. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CANDY IN MY CURRENT NEIGHBORHOOD TO MAKE A CANDY BARN!

SO THERE YOU GO!

I AM KING PANDA OF CAKELAND!

GOODNIGHT!

J.