Guess Who Is Going On A Classy Date Tonight?
Stefan is!
Thats right, I am taking my baby to Red Lobster.
Jealous?
We are going to go where:
"Do you have a birthday to celebrate? Or an anniversary? Or is it just Wednesday? Whatever day it is, it’s a great day to celebrate with a trip to Red Lobster. Go ahead. Indulge in all your seafood favorites, expertly prepared. After all, you deserve it.
"Stefan totally "deserves" this. Is that three types of shrimp? Delicious.
Apparently Red Lobster has the BEST margaritas this side of Mexico. That is a big claim.
I will be having the King Crab platter. Thats one pound of crap legs. Oh yeah!This will be Stefan's first time at Red Lobster. How someone has managed to live there whole life and NEVER go to REd Lobster is beyond me, but that is why I was sent t ohim...to teach him.
HA HA HA.
T-minus 5 hours till I bring out the seafood lover in me.
posted by Biz and/or Jordi @ 2:08 PM
9 Comments:
I have some observations....
Stefan is a lucky man...I would kill to get to go to Lobsterfest...
Those humidifiers have there control knob in a very disturbing place...
This one time a flea from your dog bit Helen under the eye and it swole up really big and you laughed really hard about that..
Rock on Stefan and Lobsterfest...
I'm racking my brain for more stories but thats all I got right now...
wow...we had a lot of fleas. HA HA HA. Can you tell me why?
(These questions are more for my amusement rather than providing me with any helpful insight into who you are.)
so hear are my questions:
1. were we in the same grade?
2. Do i mention you in my diary?
3. Were we friends just in high school or longer?
You have to give me something here.
I have to say that I am indeed lucky and PSYCHED to be finally experiencing the wonder that is Red Lobster and their (apparently) amazing Cheese Biscuits. I've heard they're the best Cheese Biscuits this side of Mexico, but that might not be much of a claim.
If any of the 3 readers of this blog (am i allowed to make that joke? or is it just insulting coming from me?) have any recommendations for my upcoming Red Lobster feast, speak now!
1. no
2. maybe, not sure, have not read all of it...
3. I guess we were friends, but not sure if either of us was in high school at the time.
That Red Lobster over at Bama Mall was cool because you could go pick the exact lobster out of the tank that you were gonna eat and then go catch a movie or pick up some groceries at Kroger.
Helen Michelle made us all stop by that Kroger one day to pick up something after a movie with all the OM nerds....I think it was like yogurt covered rasins or something weird....
Ok..I am lost, even with all my OM abilities...and you Princess Pony Party Amazing peeps know that OM stands for Oddessy (or Olympics, depending on what year) of the Mind. (Yes, we have alredy estabished I was a nerd, though I was no mathalete!)
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS!
But clearly you were in my sisters grade...so I really don't know who you are as you guys never hung out with me much. And as those years with my sister were scaring and horrible, I have blocked most of them out.
Hmmmmmm...an older man. Intriguing.
You could be anybody, as Helen was way popular adn had lots of suitors...sigh. Maybe I should go find her diary.
Do you still speak with my sister?
Jesus...I don't know.
I really wiped most of that time right out of my mind and I am really enjoying these flashbacks you are helping me out with.
Hey, this will be fun...describe to everyone how you remember me and lets see if it matches up with my awful self image of mysefl from back then.
I think I am RAD now, so be honest.
(I may be asking for it.)
You were cute and funny and mature for your age and Stefan is a lucky man... you had way more skin pigment than her...she was just jealous...
Thats enough for now...you were right about Laurie Crunk being in California. I should have her phone number by tomorrow ...
Eat some crab or lobster or shrimp for me...SHELLFISH RULE !!!!
why this mystery...flatterer...I am intrigued.
Ok...here are the names of boys I remember from Helen's friends...
John Oldshoe
The Albrittons
Norvin Richards
GAH! I am at a loss again. Damn you memory and lots of "bad party favor" choices.
Sigh
There should be more on that list...let me think on it...enough for today...go have some of those delicious shellfish with Stefan...tomorrow we find out Laurie's number and try to put all the names on that list that deserve to be there...see you can remeber a lot about T-town when you try really hard...
Well...tomorrow will be hard as I have to watch 12 hours of sketch comedy...not as fun as you might think.
I will try to check in though.
I don't have yearbooks or anything here in NYC so I am at a serious disadvantage.
I will have to call Mama and see.
And now to eat crab legs.
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