Why hello, Ponies. You caught me packing my suitcase. Where am I going? Los Angeles. What will I be doing?

Buckle in for what I have planned - a Night of Cool...

(In order of stops):

The Giddy Cobra - (An old haunt of William Holden and Audrey Hepburn. Pre-drink-drinks. Gil Potatoshoes still takes requests on the piano.)

God - (New restaurant – pronounced ‘Yode’. Dinner snacks. Try the strawberries, lobster and cocoa powder sorbet. It’s 7th chakra-worthy.)

Abject - (New bar - after dinner / pre-oxygen drinks…all the tables are invisible and the whole place is made to look like the inside of a mid century modern Butterfinger.)

Heir - (New oxygen bar – post oxygen-pre-pre-nightcap…the whole place is made to look like the inside of your mother’s womb if it were a rockabilly bar or a Chevron.)

1975 Rec Room - (New bar - pre nightcap...the whole place is made to look like a rec room circa 1975 Boise, Idaho Summertime. A real grandma (owner Sally Kirkland) interrupts your ping-pong game with a plate of cookies and all the couches smell like chlorine and popcicles.)

The Gifted Clam - (An old haunt of William Holden and Audrey Hepburn. Nightcap. Minsky Snuggle still takes requests on the piano.)

Sound like a plan?
Sounds like one to me.
AND HOW!
-J.