Before the Honeymoon...
Let me set the scene...everything is quiet...he reflects on the day...
...and suddenly the sweet, melodic sounds of the opening notes of Guns and Roses' "Sweet Child of Mine" cracks like thunder through the silence. Over the music, Tony Giles, voice of the Crimson Tide announces "And now, from San Juan Capistrano, CA and Sweden, I am pleased to introduce tiki aficionado and Star Wars geek, the man who is going to love Elizabeth for ever, Stefan Patrik Lawrence, THE GROOM!"
The crowd goes crazy!
OK...I promise the honeymoon starts tomorrow. Want a little taste?
Oh god...sweet, sweet honeymoon, surrounded by non-ironic, matching, Hawaiian print outfits. Life is so good.