Forecast For Halloween: STILL SEXY!

That's right.

My favorite holiday is coming, and though I usually make something the night before or have a skilled friend sew it for forty bucks and dinner, I can't help but look at all the online Halloween "Sexy" additions to costumes. Not only do I love the titles of the outfits, but how they make something like a worker bee.....SEXY! Here's some new additions with their actual titles. I'm an idiot and can't post pictures, but please take the journey anyway:

SEXY VEGAS BEE!:
Think of a showgirl + bee costume = SEXY VEGAS BEE! (I hope I don't become addicted to gambling on the sexy of THIS costume!)

SEXY INDIAN!:
Stereotyping Native Americans has never been this sexy, awkwardly posed with a tomahawk....or blonde! (According to the picture).

SEXY ALICE IN WONDERPLACE!:
I think it's sexy "Alice in Wonderland". But I'm just guessing.

SEXY COOKIE TROOPER!:
I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints, 2 Samoas....and 1 box of kiddie porn!

SEXY PETER PAN!:
It's Peter Pan.....but SEXY! (Sandy Duncan, take note).

CONFEDERATE CUTIE!:
With the confederate flag AS the top, I can't decide between getting this or "Racist Cutie".

SEXY UNCLE SAM!:
I Want YOU...(to throw up in my mouth).

NUN SEXY!:
No big suprise of a sexy nun costume...but I love the name. It's like Prince's "Lovesexy".

SEXY DETECTIVE!:
This one is a tricked out sexy Sherlock Holmes outfit. Elementary INDEED.

SEXY EXECUTIONER!:
This is when they started running out of ideas. Right next to it was SEXY MAIL DELIVERY GIRL! Which is actually pretty sexy.

SEXAQUITA!:
The actual description of this costume is: "Very sexy costume!" It kind of looks like a Carmen Miranda outfit. It wasn't half as sexy as Sexy Mail Delivery Girl.

SEXY PILGRIM!:
Way to shoot some sexy into my least favorite holiday - Thanksgiving. Don't get me wrong - I'm thankful for a lot of things...I just don't like Thanksgiving. I LOVE Sexy Pilgrims, though.

WHAT DID THEY LEAVE OUT?
I'd like to see these for sale:

SEXY GRAHAM CRACKER
SEXY DENTAL PLIERS
SEXY BAG OF FUNIONS
SEXY LARRY KING
SEXY KEVIN CHESLEY AS A GIRL
SEXY HOBO
SEXY UPS NEXT BUSINESS DAY ENVELOPE
SEXY TOILET
and
SEXY BUS TRANSFER

I'm all out of sexy....maybe Biz has some to spare?
(She's always full of sexy!)

Posted By Jordi

I totally have some to add... By Biz

Sexy Family Circus Mom - this is so obvious.


Sexy Dead Woman - don't forget to commemorate violence against women this Halloween..and lets make it sexy.

Sexy World Trade Center Tower - Let's always remember...to keep using a tragedy for our own gains...sexy gains.

Sexy Hot Pocket - Tender and flakey on the outside - hot and spicey on the inside - sexy all over.

Sexy Slut - Knee pads and a willingness to let everyone "handle" you is all you need to be the bell of the ball this Halloween.

Sexy Whore - See Sexy Slut minus the knee pads.

Other:

Sexy Staple Remover
Sexy Chef Boyardee
Sexy Poland Spring Water Bottle
Sexy Invisible Girl


Posted by Biz

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