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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Ewan vs. Baio

Biz, why is Scott Baio dreamboat-ier than Ewan MacGregor?

Here's my argument for Ewan:

  • That smile.
  • He looks amazing soaking wet.
  • They way he says the word "now" (said like: "nuh-w").
  • Carries off a Space Mullet - with sexy results.
  • Even when in The Worst Toilet in Scotland, he looks dreamboaty having sexy diarhea.
  • (See 'Trainspotting' to get above bullet).
  • Ewan MacGregor could not be more adorable.
  • Ewan spent a few weeks for PBS in a freezing remote part of the world studying polar bears, wrote a song about it, and then played the guitar, singing the song over the closing credits of the documentary. Not as gay as it sounds.
  • I would like to bake Ewan MacGregor in a pie and eat him.
  • I love Ewan so much - I respect the fact that I must keep 200 yards away from him at all times or suffer consequences.
  • Ewan MacGregor is the bees' knees.
There are many other reasons...and my picture posting isn't working, but TRUST ME.

Ewan MacGregor is the buttery Scotsman and the flakey crust we all wish we could perfect in the kitchen....the kitchen of love!



At 9:10 PM, Blogger barnacle999 said...

Another point:

• Ewan is the Cat's Meow


At 1:15 PM, Anonymous cupcake said...

Ewan is a dream boat on the sea of love.

At 7:02 PM, Anonymous stuporfly said...

I think it's unfair to compare the two. You really have to consider Scott Baio in his prime. And when I think of Scott Baio's prime, naturally Zapped! spring to mind.

And if you want to see how sexy Scott Baio looks soaking wet, all you have to do is visit him at his current job as a pool cleaner.


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