Exclusive: Halloween Kid Bio
NAME: Shelby.
AGE: Four and a half.
WHAT ARE YOU?: A giraffe taxi.
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Grapes.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? A puppy mom and doctor. I'm going to eat McDonald's every day, pet puppies and fix them.
FAVORITE HALOWEEN CANDY: Circus Peanuts.
NON-FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDY: Bike safety stickers.
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Kramer vs. Kramer".
FAVORITE BOOK: "Ferdinand the Bull". He's like a giant cow-puppy who likes flowers.
FAVORITE FOOD: Butter and mustard and McDonald's.
Yay for the Halloween Childrens.
-J.
3 Comments:
My wife is fucking hilarious.
Oh...Jordi's my wife.
I wish she was my wife.
Kramer vs Kramer is still killing me.
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