Ellis & Barnes: Serious Mothers!

Friday, February 24, 2006


Were you the guy who showed up to take Helen to the Rocky Horror Picture Show only to be met at the door by my father in his underwear who then informed you that you would have to marry Helen Michelle now that you had seen him in all his glory.

(I have taken some liberties in retelling this story)


At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laurie's Phone Number in California....

Phone: (650) 851-7780

We need a report by the end of the day... what is she doing, how many kids, did she ever hook up with the rocker ????

I don't rmemeber anything about your dad "in all his glory" or the Rocky Horror Picture Show... could just be early Alzhimer's though...

How the heck was Red Lobster ??? I want a full shellfish report...down to the last bite...oh sweet lobster... this is where I break in to some type of impromptu song you may feel free to use in your comedy sketches...

Oh Sweet Lobster all the way from Maine

Why are you constantly crawling round my brain

So Red and Salty and tasty and Sweet

You are soo good in butter and soo good to eat

Crabs and Shrimp are OK but you are the best

I am counting the days to the next Lobsterfest

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Biz and/or Jordi said...

OK...we were pretty sure this might be Chris Bently.

If that is not the case, then I am completely drawing a blank.

A total blank.

Red Lobster shall be reported on tomorrow when I have the pictures. No point in sharing the story with out the correct visuals.

I will try to give Laurie a call at work, otherwise I will do it later today.

But you have to tell me who this is.


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