"WHAT'S VAN DAMME-PENING?"

Just as this image indicates, I'm supposed to be packing to move next weekend...but there's a "What's Happening?" marathon on TV Land! Agh!
Do you know what that's exactly like?
It's like asking naked Jean Claude Van Damme to hold up two baby lions and then pick one!

Dilema? You're telling me!

-J.