If You Don't Send This to Fifty Friends in Ten Seconds, You'll Die.

A wise Monk was walking down a road and he came to a bridge. The bridge was a pathway for over the stream. One end of the bridge was on one side and the other end was on the other side.
The Monk looked at the bridge and the bridge was there. A butterfly landed on the Monk's shoulder. "Monk, Monk" said the butterfly "Why are you looking at that bridge?" The Monk replied: "Do you miss The Pretenders? I sure do!"





Send this to everyone you know who is a true friend or I will kill you personally.

It won't be pretty, but it will be traceless.

-J.