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Terry is sad about his cheating whore of a girlfriend, Melissa St.Croix of Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Kyle buried his Dad today at an open casket and is now rocking the buffet table at his Aunt's. Mmmmmm! Scones!

Susan just called 911 because she cut her wrists, but now regrets it because she'll probably miss Top Chef. Grrrr!!! (:(:!!!!!

Melissa is still stalking.

Jeremy is in a Nigerian jail cell awaiting death for trafficking....and for the laxatives to kick in!

Lainey is at work thinking about her dumpster baby. UGH! Work! (:(:

Jeffrey Fisted Rue McClannahan and threw her to Joyce.

Jordi is Happy New Year. I haven't written in a while but I'm back-ish. I have postpartum depression. But I'm getting help and all will be well.