In The Spotlight: KEVIN COSTNER (What The Fuck Are You Thinking?)

Elliott Ness was dreamy. Crash Davis had a case of the sexies. Kevin Costner named the chips and salsa at his casino restaurant 'Revenge' and another dish 'Message in a Bottle Chicken Melt'. What the fuck Kevin Costner?

So - you've probably already seen the menu from Diamond Lil's - one of two restaurants at the Costner owned Midnight Star Casino in Deadwood, North Dakota, but just in case you haven't...

‘Revenge’ is by far the weirdest food item I think I’ve ever seen on any menu ever. Especially for chips and salsa. Even ‘Long Slow Wet Kisses That Last Three Days’ makes more fucking sense for chips and salsa than ‘Revenge’.

J.