Black Bike Week

Ok, nobody get excited...I did not go to this.

Stefan sent me this link. We are always looking for the "new experience" as we love people and find what they do for fun fascinating.

We probably wouldn't fit in well at this event...obviously because we don't have bikes.

Well, maybe we'll go. Anyway, the website is incredible. I am not being ironic...this is incredibly cool! On the home page there is this one posting...well...here it is.

Oh...yes, there are two 10's. I think somebody added on to Big Nasty's list on the message board.

UPDATED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2006 HOW TO PREPARE FOR BLACK BIKE WEEK - HERE ARE 10 TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOLLOW

Date: May 24-29, 2006
Place: Myrtle Beach, SC

Here is a funny post ..that came from a discussion board member nicknamed "Big Nasty"

In preparation of bike week this year, my personal trainer has given me a strict regiment for the next 10 days.

I am going to share this information so that others may also benefit from being mentally, physically and spiritually ready for Memorial Day Weekend.

May 15 - May 20:
1) Drink 1.5 - 2 gallons of water a day. Flush the kidneys preparing for upcoming toxens
2) Eliminate all white carbs (potatoes, pasta, white bread)
3) Replace white carbs with protien (chicken, fish, turkey, protien bars & shakes) Carb Depletion will help you rest up
4) Get 12 consectutive hours of sleep per day Don't plan on sleeping in the hotel
5) Obstain from all se**ual activities (including mas***bation) Fellas you don't want to come back with the BDR (Bad D*ck Report)

May 21- May 22:
6) Wash all clothes
7) Wash your bike
8) Clean your house
9) Spark an argument with you significant other if applicable - You are more likely to have more fun if you've recently argued with you mate

May 23 - Men:
10) Go to the bank and withdrawn $2000-$4500 for the ladies - 65% in large denominations & the rest in small denominations
May 23 - Ladies:
10) Throw away any underwear that cannot be classified as "Thong or T-Back or V-String" If any that you were planning to bring would have been classified as "bloomers" please stay at home. Sorry?

May 24- ALL if applicable:
11) Make up with your significant other- You don't want to have to worry about what they are at home doing.

May 24:
Get the hell out of town!

Pack LOTION.Ocean water is salty. You will not get any love if you are ashy and glowing in the dark.

For all the bruthas packing dem blue diamonds, remember to avoid all greasy food at least 3 days prior to using them.Greasy food will limit "the blue pills" ability to give you those prolonged "MAN-ness" that your looking for. So nothing fried. Fast food options - your best bet is Chick-fil-a. This also holds true for dem "brown diamonds" and the "weekenders". Ya'll can thank me later.Here is the link. Enjoy! If anyone has ever been to this please share!

http://store.yahoo.net/blackbeachweek/index.html